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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Utah woman loses 100 pounds in one year: Here's how - KSL.com

Still no good.

No go.

Just Forget it!

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Gaza-bound aid boat with Greta Thunberg on board arrives in Israel after its seizure - PBS

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Eric Mangini defends Shedeur Sanders after speeding incidents - New York Post

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Astronomers simulate a star's final moments as it's swallowed by a black hole: 'Breaks like an egg' - Space

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

Then came..

Still no good

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Amazon has restocked Magic: The Gathering x Final Fantasy, but another retailer has a Collector’s Edition - Eurogamer

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

That whole wheat bread you've been eating is often a trap - it's not what you think it is - Earth.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can I remove decimals in math?